The Royal Scam

The Royal Scam is the fifth studio album by American rock band Steely Dan, released in May 1976, by ABC Records; reissues have been released by MCA Records since it acquired ABC in 1979. It was produced by Gary Katz. In the United States, the album peaked at number 15 on the Billboard Top LPs & Tape chart, and it has been certified Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).^[4]

The Royal Scam
Studio album by Steely Dan
Released	May 1976
Recorded	November 1975–March 1976
Studio	ABC, Los Angeles A&R, New York City
Genre	Jazz rock[1] funk[2]
Length	41:12
Label	ABC
Producer	Gary Katz
Steely Dan chronology
Katy Lied (1975) The Royal Scam (1976) Aja (1977)
Singles from The Royal Scam
"Kid Charlemagne" Released: May 1976 "The Fez" Released: September 1976 (US) "Haitian Divorce" Released: November 1976 (UK)[3]

Music and lyrics

In common with other Steely Dan albums, The Royal Scam is littered with cryptic allusions to people and events, both real and fictional. In a BBC interview in 2000, songwriters Walter Becker and Donald Fagen revealed that "Kid Charlemagne" is loosely based on Owsley Stanley, the notorious drug "chef" who was famous for manufacturing hallucinogenic compounds, and that "The Caves of Altamira" is about the loss of innocence, the narrative about a visitor to the Cave of Altamira who registers his astonishment at the prehistoric drawings.^[5]

"The Fez" has the distinction of being, other than the instrumental "East St. Louis Toodle-Oo" on Pretzel Logic (1974), the only Steely Dan song with a credited writer other than Becker and Fagen. Of keyboardist Paul Griffin's contribution to the song, Becker has said that "There is an instrumental melody that Paul started playing in the session, and when we decided to build that melody up to a greater position, since we had some suspicion that perhaps this melody wasn't entirely Paul's invention, we decided to give him composer credit in case later some sort of scandal developed and he would take the brunt of the impact", while Griffin has said that Fagen already had the keyboard riff, and he just took it in a different direction.^[6] Fagen later said of Griffin, "There are some musicians who are hacks, and then there are guys like Paul who can create something so different and unique they make the record."^[7] Chris Willman described the song in an August 22, 1993, article in Los Angeles Times as "a cheerful ode to the importance of always wearing a condom".^[8]

Reference to the Eagles

"Everything You Did" features the lyric: "Turn up the Eagles, the neighbors are listening." About the origin of the reference, Glenn Frey of the Eagles said: "Apparently, Walter Becker's girlfriend loved the Eagles, and she played them all the time. I think it drove him nuts. So, the story goes that they were having a fight one day and that was the genesis of the line." Later in 1976, in a nod back to Steely Dan for the free publicity,^[9] and inspired by the group's lyrical style,^[10] the Eagles included the line: "They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast", in their hit-song "Hotel California". Frey explained: "We just wanted to allude to Steely Dan rather than mentioning them outright, so 'Dan' got changed to 'knives', which is still, you know, a penile metaphor."^[a] Given that the two bands shared a manager (Irving Azoff) and the Eagles have proclaimed their admiration for Steely Dan, this was more likely part of a friendly rivalry than a feud.^[11] Timothy B. Schmit, who sang backing vocals on The Royal Scam, joined the Eagles in 1977, after being a featured vocalist and bassist with Poco.

Packaging

The album's cover features an image of a man in a suit sleeping on a bus stop bench in Boston and dreaming of skyscrapers with monstrous animal heads at the top. The imagery has been explained by various sources as a satire of the American Dream. Zox originally created the painting of the skyscraper/beast hybrids for an unreleased Van Morrison album, and designer Ed Caraeff suggested superimposing a photograph of a sleeping vagrant taken by Charlie Ganse to make the cover for The Royal Scam.^[6] In the liner notes for the 1999 remastered reissue of the album, Fagen and Becker jokingly called it "the most hideous album cover of the seventies, bar none (excepting perhaps Can't Buy a Thrill)."

Reception

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic	[12]
Chicago Tribune	[13]
Christgau's Record Guide	B[14]
Encyclopedia of Popular Music	[15]
The Great Rock Discography	6/10[16]
MusicHound Rock	3/5[17]
Pitchfork	8.3/10[18]
Q	[19]
Rolling Stone	[20]
The Rolling Stone Album Guide	[21]

Upon its release, the album was not met with as much critical acclaim as its predecessors, with many reviewers finding that it did not show any musical progress. The original Rolling Stone review was more positive, however,^[22] and the magazine later gave the album five stars out of five in a Hall of Fame review.^[20]

In 2000, the album was voted number 868 in the third edition of Colin Larkin's book All Time Top 1000 Albums.^[23]

Singles

• "Kid Charlemagne" spent three weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, reaching a peak position of number 82 in July 1976.^[24]
• "The Fez" spent five weeks on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking at number 59 in October 1976.^[25]
• "Haitian Divorce" spent nine weeks on the UK Singles Chart, peaking at number 17 in January 1977.^[26]

Track listing

Side one

No.	Title	Writer(s)	Solo(s)	Length
1.	"Kid Charlemagne"		guitar: Larry Carlton	4:39
2.	"The Caves of Altamira"		tenor saxophone: John Klemmer	3:34
3.	"Don't Take Me Alive"		guitar: Larry Carlton	4:16
4.	"Sign In Stranger"		piano: Paul Griffin; guitar: Elliott Randall	4:24
5.	"The Fez"	Becker, Fagen, Paul Griffin	guitar: Walter Becker	4:01

All tracks are written by Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, except where noted

Side two

No.	Title	Solo(s)	Length
6.	"Green Earrings"	guitar: Denny Dias (bridge) and Elliott Randall (main)	4:05
7.	"Haitian Divorce"	talk box guitar: Dean Parks (altered by Walter Becker)	5:51
8.	"Everything You Did"	guitar: Larry Carlton	3:56
9.	"The Royal Scam"	guitar: Larry Carlton	6:31
Total length:			41:12

Personnel

Steely Dan

• Donald Fagen – keyboards, lead vocals, background vocals
• Walter Becker – guitar, bass guitar

Additional musicians

• Paul Griffin – keyboards
• Don Grolnick – keyboards
• Larry Carlton – guitar
• Denny Dias – guitar
• Dean Parks – guitar
• Elliott Randall – guitar
• Chuck Rainey – bass guitar
• Rick Marotta – drums (3,8)
• Bernard Purdie – drums (all except 3,8)
• Gary Coleman – percussion
• Victor Feldman – percussion, keyboards
• Chuck Findley – trumpet
• Bob Findley – trumpet
• Dick "Slyde" Hyde – trombone
• Jim Horn – saxophone
• Plas Johnson – saxophone
• John Klemmer – saxophone
• Venetta Fields – backing vocals
• Clydie King – backing vocals
• Sherlie Matthews – backing vocals
• Michael McDonald – backing vocals
• Timothy B. Schmit – backing vocals
• Gary Sherman – horn arrangements

Production Gary Katz – producer Roger Nichols – engineer, mixing engineer Elliot Scheiner – engineer Barney Perkins – mixing engineer Brian Gardner – mastering engineer Stuart "Dinky" Dawson – sound consultant Karen Stanley – nurse Ed Caraeff – art direction and design Charlie Ganse – cover art Zox – cover art Tom Nikosey – typographic design

Reissue Roger Nichols – remastering engineer Beth Stempel – coordinator Vartan – art direction Mike Diehl – design[27] Daniel Levitin – consultant

Charts

Weekly charts Chart (1976) Peak position Australian Albums (Kent Music Report)[28] 30 Canada Top Albums/CDs (RPM)[29] 24 Dutch Albums (Album Top 100)[30] 14 New Zealand Albums (RMNZ)[31] 3 UK Albums (OCC)[32] 11 US Billboard 200[4] 15

Year-end charts Chart (1976) Position New Zealand Albums (RMNZ)[33] 32 US Billboard 200[34] 70

Notes

1. Referring to the fact that Steely Dan was named after a dildo mentioned in William S. Burroughs' novel Naked Lunch.

References

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2. Obrecht, Jas (1989). "20 Important Rock Albums". In Cassabona, Helen (ed.). Rock Guitar. Hal Leonard Corporation. p. 117. ISBN 0881889083. ...Steely Dan issued its funk-oriented The Royal Scam...
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9. Was there any kind of a feud going on between Steely Dan and the Eagles in the '70s? Rule Forty Two.com. Glenn Frey: "We just wanted to allude to Steely Dan rather than mentioning them outright, so 'Dan' got changed to 'knives'"
10. Quotes: Here are quotes from Don and others about his career Feldermusic. "At the time we were also quite fond [of] Steely Dan and listening to a lot of their records. And one of the things that impressed us about Steely Dan was that they would say anything in their songs and it did not have to necessarily make sense you know"
11. Excerpted from the 2006 book Is Tiny Dancer Really Elton's Little John?: Music's Most Enduring Mysteries, Myths, and Rumors Revealed byGavin Edwards, published by Three Rivers Press.
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24. "Chart - History Singles" (PDF). chart-history.net. Retrieved 11 November 2022.
25. "The Fez". billboard.elpee.jp. Retrieved 11 November 2022.
26. "Haitian Divorce". www.officialcharts.com. The Official UK Charts Company. Retrieved 10 November 2022.
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External links

• Complete lyrics
• "Don't Take Me Alive" on YouTube