Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (film)

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues is a 1993 American romantic comedy-drama western film based on Tom Robbins' 1976 novel of the same title. The film was written and directed by Gus Van Sant (credited as Gus Van Sant Jr.) and stars an ensemble cast led by Uma Thurman, Lorraine Bracco, Angie Dickinson, Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, Keanu Reeves, John Hurt, and Rain Phoenix. Robbins himself narrates. The soundtrack is sung entirely by k.d. lang. The film is dedicated to the late River Phoenix.

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Gus Van Sant
Screenplay by	Gus Van Sant
Based on	Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins
Produced by	Eric McLeod Laurie Parker Gus Van Sant
Starring	Uma Thurman Lorraine Bracco Angie Dickinson Noriyuki "Pat" Morita Keanu Reeves John Hurt Rain Phoenix
Cinematography	John J. Campbell Eric Alan Edwards
Edited by	Curtiss Clayton Gus Van Sant
Music by	k.d. lang Ben Mink
Production company	Fourth Vision
Distributed by	Fine Line Features
Release dates	September 13, 1993 (1993-09-13) (TIFF) May 20, 1994 (1994-05-20)
Running time	96 minutes[1]
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$8.5 million[2]
Box office	$1.7 million[3]

Plot

Sissy Hankshaw is a woman born with a mutation (she would not call it a defect) giving her enormously large thumbs. Sissy makes the most of her thumbs by becoming a hitchhiker. Her travels eventually take her to New York City, where she becomes a model for a homosexual feminine hygiene products mogul, known as "The Countess". A few years later, he introduces her to his "beauty ranch", the Rubber Rose Ranch. The main plot revolves around the cowgirls who work at the ranch after they violently take over and drug the endangered whooping cranes that nest along the lake on their land, making the once migratory birds stay. The cowgirls end up in a showdown with government agencies because the cranes will not leave the ranch and the cowgirls refuse to allow the men on the ranch to take the cranes. Sissy and the ranch leader, Bonanza Jellybean, have a brief love affair. After a fatal shootout between the cowgirls and the various agencies, the cranes leave, and Sissy takes over running the ranch.^[4][5]

Cast

• Tom Robbins (voice) as Narrator
• Uma Thurman as Sissy Hankshaw
  • Treva Jeffryes as young Sissy
• Lorraine Bracco as Delores Del Ruby
• Angie Dickinson as Miss Adrian
• Noriyuki "Pat" Morita as The Chink
• Keanu Reeves as Julian Gitche
• John Hurt as The Countess
• Rain Phoenix as Bonanza Jellybean
• Roseanne Arnold as Madame Zoe
• Ed Begley Jr. as Rupert
• Crispin Glover as Howard Barth
• Buck Henry as Dr. Dreyfus
• Carol Kane as Carla
• Sean Young as Marie Barth
• Victoria Williams as Cowgirl Debbie
• Grace Zabriskie as Mrs. Hankshaw
• Ken Kesey as Mr. Hankshaw
• Heather Graham as Cowgirl Heather
• Udo Kier as Commercial Director
• Lin Shaye as Rubber Rose Maid
• William Burroughs as Himself
• Edward James Olmos as Musician at Barbecue

Production

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues was shot throughout Oregon: Portland, Terrebonne, Sisters, and Bend.

Though some viewers claim that River Phoenix is visible in a brief cameo near the end of the film, director Gus Van Sant, costar Udo Kier, and Phoenix's own assistant at the time, Sue Solgot, all assert that Phoenix was not in the film. Van Sant states, "River wasn't even in the desert when we shot. That is Jim Baldwin in the beekeeper's hat."^[6]

The film was set to be released in the fall of 1993, but was delayed for post-production edits after Van Sant was dissatisfied with the cut screened at the 1993 Toronto International Film Festival.^[7][8][9] Among the changes Van Sant made were cuts to the New York-set scenes and scenes showing Sissy's relationship with Julian Gitche (the character played by Keanu Reeves), in favor of featuring more ranch scenes and focusing more attention on the relationship between Sissy and Bonanza Jellybean.^[7] A subplot about the Clock People, who are keepers of the keys to cosmic consciousness and whose presence in the story is signified by the image of the clock on the film’s poster, was excised from the final film.^[7]

Reception

The film was a critical and commercial failure. The picture opened in wide release on May 20, 1994, and grossed a mere $1,708,873^[3] against an estimated $8.5 million budget.^[2]

On Rotten Tomatoes, it has an 17% approval rating based on 30 reviews, with an average score of 3.5/10. On Metacritic the film has a score of 28% based on reviews from 16 critics, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews".^[10]

Film historian and critic Leonard Maltin said: "The novel was hopelessly dated, and there is not enough peyote in the entire American Southwest to render this movie comprehensible or endurable...K.D. Lang's [sic] score is the picture's sole worthy component."^[11]

Nathan Rabin of The A.V. Club called the film "forgettable", "tedious", "god-awful", and nearly unwatchable.^[5]

Richard F. Weingroff of the Federal Highway Administration commented: "Forget it - skip this lousy movie and read the novel by Tom Robbins."^[12]

Year-end lists

• First worst – Robert Denerstein, Rocky Mountain News^[13]
• First worst – Janet Maslin, The New York Times^[14]
• Second worst – Desson Howe, The Washington Post^[15]
• Eighth worst – Peter Travers, Rolling Stone^[16]
• Top 10 worst (not ranked) – Dan Webster, The Spokesman-Review^[17]
• Top 12 worst (not ranked) – David Elliott, The San Diego Union-Tribune^[18]
• Dishonorable mention – William Arnold, Seattle Post-Intelligencer^[19]
• Worst (not ranked) – Bob Ross, The Tampa Tribune^[20]

Accolades

• Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress - Uma Thurman (nominated - lost to Sharon Stone for Intersection and The Specialist)
• Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Supporting Actress - Sean Young (nominated - lost to Rosie O'Donnell for Car 54, Where Are You?, Exit to Eden, and The Flintstones)

Home media

The film was released on Region 1 DVD on November 2, 2004,^[21] containing its original aspect ratio of 1.85:1 and on NTSC LaserDisc by Image Entertainment in late 1994, also in its original aspect ratio. It received a second DVD release in the United States from UCA on April 6, 2010, in a new cropped 1.78:1 widescreen version.

In 2007, the film received its first DVD release in the UK from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment in a 1.33:1 full frame version.

Soundtrack

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Soundtrack album by k.d. lang
Released	November 2, 1993 (1993-11-02)
Genre	Country
Label	Sire
K.d. lang chronology
Ingénue (1992) Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993) All You Can Eat (1995)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic	[22]
Robert Christgau	[23]
Entertainment Weekly	B[24]
Los Angeles Times	[25]
Music Week	[26]
NME	(8/10)[27]
Philadelphia Inquirer	[28]
Q	[27]
Rolling Stone	[29]

The soundtrack was released on November 2, 1993 by Sire Records. k.d. lang performed the music. The album was composed by lang and Ben Mink.^[30] The soundtrack went top 10 in Australia and top five in New Zealand (numbers 10 and four, respectively), and also peaked at number 82 on the Billboard 200 in the United States.^[31]

1. "Just Keep Me Moving" (3:56)
2. "Much Finer Place" (0:51)
3. "Or Was I" (3:07)
4. "Hush Sweet Lover" (4:05)
5. "Myth" (4:08)
6. "Apogee" (0:37)
7. "Virtual Vortex" (0:44)
8. "Lifted by Love" (3:02)
9. "Overture" (2:03)
10. "Kundalini Yoga Waltz" (1:07)
11. "In Perfect Dreams" (3:07)
12. "Curious Soul Astray" (3:40)
13. "Ride of Bonanza Jellybean" (1:47)
14. "Don't Be a Lemming Polka" (2:17)
15. "Sweet Little Cherokee" (2:48)
16. "Cowgirl Pride" (1:47)

Chart performance

Chart (1993)	Peak position
Canadian RPM Country Albums	6
Canadian RPM Top Albums	47
U.S. Billboard 200	82

Certifications

Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)[32]	Platinum	70,000^
^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.

See also

• List of American films of 1994
• Cowgirl
• Tom Robbins

References

1. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (15)". British Board of Film Classification. July 1, 1994. Retrieved February 18, 2014.
2. Levy, Emanuel (May 5, 2014). "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues: One of Van Sant's Weakest Films". EmanuelLevy.com. Retrieved January 3, 2023.
3. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues at Box Office Mojo
4. Kyle Kallgren (director) (July 14, 2012). "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues HD". Brows Held High. Season 2. Episode 14 – via Internet Archive.
5. Rabin, Nathan (2009). "Dominant-paradigm-subverting Hippified Case File #137: Even Cowgirls Get The Blues". The A.V. Club.
6. Lawrence, Barry C. (2004). In Search of River Phoenix: The Truth Behind The Myth. Wordsworth Publishing. ISBN 978-0967249193.
7. Grimes, William (May 15, 1994). "FILM; How to Fix a Film at the Very Last Minute (or Even Later)". The New York Times. Retrieved January 3, 2023.
8. Kilday, Gregg (May 20, 1994). "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues: From book to film". EW.com. Retrieved January 3, 2023.
9. Eller, Claudia (October 14, 1993). "Cutting Room Corral : Movies: The release of 'Even Cowgirls Get the Blues' has been pushed back to allow director Gus Van Sant to re-edit it". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved January 3, 2023.
10. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues". Metacritic.
11. Maltin, Leonard (2009). Leonard Maltin's 2010 Movie Guide. Plume. p. 423. ISBN 978-0452295575.
12. Weingroff, Richard F. (Summer 1996). "Road Movies". Public Roads Magazine. FHWA. Retrieved December 11, 2022. Issue No: Vol. 60 No. 1
13. Denerstein, Robert (January 1, 1995). "Perhaps It Was Best to Simply Fade to Black". Rocky Mountain News (Final ed.). p. 61A.
14. Maslin, Janet (December 27, 1994). "Critic's Notebook; The Good, Bad and In-Between In a Year of Surprises on Film". The New York Times. Retrieved July 19, 2020.
15. Howe, Desson (December 30, 1994), "The Envelope Please: Reel Winners and Losers of 1994", The Washington Post, retrieved July 19, 2020
16. Travers, Peter (December 29, 1994). "The Best and Worst Movies of 1994". Rolling Stone. Retrieved July 20, 2020.
17. Webster, Dan (January 1, 1995). "In Year of Disappointments, Some Movies Still Delivered". The Spokesman-Review (Spokane ed.). p. 2.
18. Elliott, David (December 25, 1994). "On the big screen, color it a satisfying time". The San Diego Union-Tribune (1, 2 ed.). p. E=8.
19. Arnold, William (December 30, 1994). "'94 Movies: Best and Worst". Seattle Post-Intelligencer (Final ed.). p. 20.
20. Ross, Bob (December 30, 1994). "Versed in the worst". The Tampa Tribune (Final ed.). p. 18.
21. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues". Amazon. November 2, 2004. Retrieved January 3, 2023.
22. Erlewine, Stephen Thomas. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues - k.d. lang". AllMusic. Retrieved April 18, 2013.
23. Christgau, Robert. "CG: k.d. lang". RobertChristgau.com. Retrieved April 18, 2013.
24. Nash, Alanna (November 5, 1993). "k.d. Scores (Even Cowgirls Get the Blues Review)". Entertainment Weekly. p. 67. Archived from the original on November 23, 2015. Retrieved April 18, 2013.
25. Willman, Chris (November 7, 1993). "**1/2; k.d. lang, "Music From the Motion Picture Soundtrack 'Even Cowgirls Get the Blues'"; Sire/Warner Bros". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved April 18, 2013.
26. Jones, Alan (November 6, 1993). "Market Preview: Mainstream - Albums" (PDF). Music Week. p. 15. Retrieved February 3, 2023.
27. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues Soundtrack CD Album". CD Universe. Retrieved April 18, 2013.
28. Wood, Sam (November 9, 1993). "From John McLaughlin, A Guitarist's Tribute to Pianist Bill Evans". Philadelphia Inquirer.
29. Evans, Paul (March 10, 1994). "k.d. lang: Even Cowgirls Get The Blues : Music Reviews". Rolling Stone. Archived from the original on July 6, 2008. Retrieved April 18, 2013.
30. Amazon.com: Even Cowgirls Get The Blues: Music From The Motion Picture Soundtrack: Music: k.d. lang
31. "Week of November 20, 1993". Billboard 200. Retrieved January 3, 2023.
32. "ARIA Charts – Accreditations – 1995 Albums" (PDF). Australian Recording Industry Association. Retrieved November 28, 2021.

External links

• Even Cowgirls Get the Blues at IMDb
• Even Cowgirls Get the Blues at Box Office Mojo
• Even Cowgirls Get the Blues at Rotten Tomatoes
• Even Cowgirls Get the Blues at Metacritic