Broadway the Hard Way

Broadway the Hard Way is a live album by American musician Frank Zappa recorded at various performances along his 1988 world tour. It was first released as a 9-track vinyl album through Zappa's label Barking Pumpkin Records in October 1988, and subsequently as a 17-track CD through Rykodisc in 1989.

Broadway the Hard Way
Live album by Frank Zappa
Released	October 14, 1988
Recorded	February 9 – June 9, 1988
Genre	Art rock jazz fusion
Length	40:35 (LP) 71:03 (CD)
Label	Barking Pumpkin
Producer	Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa chronology
You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. 2 (1988) Broadway the Hard Way (1988) You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. 3 (1989)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic	[1]

Music and lyrics

This album was compiled from Zappa's last tour in 1988. Most of the songs are satirical of prominent contemporary figures, chiefly in the political sphere, and of current social and political trends. Zappa's individual targets include Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan on "Dickie's Such an Asshole" (written in 1973), Jesse Jackson on "Rhymin' Man", Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker and Pat Robertson on "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk", and Michael Jackson and his family on "Why Don't You Like Me?". In "Any Kind of Pain" (which Zappa's band had performed as an instrumental in 1976 and rehearsed in 1981, with slightly different melody and lyrics, but was not completed as a vocal work until 1988), he satirises the manner in which an imagined vapid model is exploited and despised by the men who employ her.

The album contains several covers, from the jazz standard "Stolen Moments" to the Police song "Murder by Numbers" (with a guest appearance by Sting). "Outside Now" is from Joe's Garage, and "Why Don't You Like Me" can be easily recognized as a remake of Zappa's 1970 title "Tell Me You Love Me." "Rhymin' Man" is filled with melodic quotes from evergreens such as "Happy Days Are Here Again", "Hava Nagila", "La Cucaracha" and "Frère Jacques". In "What Kind of Girl" there is a line from the Beatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever" and a segment from the "Battle Hymn of the Republic"; while "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk" quotes "Louie Louie", "Rock of Ages" and Marius Constant's Theme from The Twilight Zone.

"Promiscuous", which takes aim at surgeon general C. Everett Koop, is delivered in rapped verse.^[2]

Despite the title, Zappa did not intend the material for a theatrical production, but the album received a Grammy nomination in 1990 for Best Musical Cast Show Album, losing to Jerome Robbins' Broadway.

Track listing

All tracks by Frank Zappa, except where noted.

Original LP

Side one

No.	Title	Venue and date(s)	Length
1.	"Elvis Has Just Left the Building"	Palasport di Genova, June 9, 1988	2:24
2.	"Planet of the Baritone Women"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Tower Theater, February 12, 1988	2:48
3.	"Any Kind of Pain"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Tower Theater, February 12, 1988 Falkoner Teatret, April 25, 1988	5:42
4.	"Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk"	Tower Theater, February 13 and 14, 1988 Royal Oak Music Theatre, February 26, 1988 Cumberland County Civic Center, March 15, 1988 Rothman Center, March 20, 1988 Civic Center, March 16, 1988 Nassau Coliseum, March 25, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Wembley Arena, April 19, 1988 Shea's Theater, March 9, 1988 War Memorial Auditorium, March 11, 1988	9:15
Total length:			20:45

Side two

No.	Title	Venue and date(s)	Length
5.	"Dickie's Such an Asshole"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Hall Tivoli, May 23, 1988 Broome County Arena, March 17, 1988 Olympen, April 26, 1988	6:37
6.	"When the Lie's So Big"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988	3:38
7.	"Rhymin' Man"	Rudi-Sedlmayer-Halle, May 9, 1988	3:51
8.	"Promiscuous"	Royal Oak Music Theatre, February 26, 1988	2:03
9.	"The Untouchables" (Nelson Riddle)	Civic Center, March 16, 1988	3:05
Total length:			19:50

CD version

No.	Title	Venue and date(s)	Length
1.	"Elvis Has Just Left the Building"	Palasport di Genova, June 9, 1988	2:24
2.	"Planet of the Baritone Women"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Tower Theater, February 12, 1988	2:48
3.	"Any Kind of Pain"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Tower Theater, February 12, 1988 Falkoner Teatret, April 25, 1988	5:42
4.	"Dickie's Such an Asshole"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Hall Tivoli, May 23, 1988 Broome County Arena, March 17, 1988 Olympen, April 26, 1988	5:45
5.	"When the Lie's So Big"	Music Hall, March 5, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988	3:38
6.	"Rhymin' Man"	Rudi-Sedlmayer-Halle, May 9, 1988	3:50
7.	"Promiscuous"	Royal Oak Music Theatre, February 26, 1988	2:02
8.	"The Untouchables" (Riddle)	Civic Center, March 16, 1988	2:26
9.	"Why Don't You Like Me?"	Bushnell Memorial Hall, February 17, 1988 Syria Mosque, February 25, 1988 Tower Theater, February 13, 1988 Auditorium Theatre, March 3, 1988	2:57
10.	"Bacon Fat" (Andre Williams, Dorothy Brown, Zappa)	Frauenthal Auditorium, March 1, 1988	1:29
11.	"Stolen Moments" (Oliver Nelson)	Frauenthal Auditorium, March 1, 1988 Auditorium Theatre, March 3, 1988	2:57
12.	"Murder by Numbers" (Sting, Andy Summers)	Auditorium Theatre, March 3, 1988	5:37
13.	"Jezebel Boy"	Tower Theater, February 13, 1988	2:27
14.	"Outside Now"	Wembley Arena, April 19, 1988 Palasport di Genova, June 9, 1988	7:49
15.	"Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel"	Wiener Stadthalle, May 8, 1988 Rudi-Sedlmayer-Halle, May 9, 1988	6:40
16.	"What Kind of Girl?"	Frauenthal Auditorium, March 1, 1988 Auditorium Theatre, March 4, 1988	3:17
17.	"Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk"	Tower Theater, February 13 & 14 1988 Royal Oak Music Theatre, February 26, 1988 Cumberland County Civic Center, March 15, 1988 Rothman Center, March 20, 1988 Civic Center, March 16, 1988 Nassau Coliseum, March 25, 1988 Warner Theatre, February 9, 1988 Wembley Arena, April 19, 1988 Shea's Theater, March 9, 1988 War Memorial Auditorium, March 11, 1988	9:15

Personnel

• Frank Zappa – lead guitar, vocal
• Ike Willis – guitar, vocal
• Mike Keneally – guitar, synth, vocal
• Robert Martin – keyboards, vocal
• Ed Mann – percussion
• Walt Fowler – trumpet
• Bruce Fowler – trombone
• Paul Carman – alto saxophone
• Albert Wing – tenor saxophone
• Kurt McGettrick – baritone saxophone
• Scott Thunes – bass
• Chad Wackerman – drums
• Eric Buxton (an audience member) – spoken narrative during middle 8 on "Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk"
• Sting – lead vocal on "Murder by Numbers"

References

1. Allmusic review
2. "Promiscuous - Frank Zappa | Song Info | AllMusic". AllMusic.

External links

• Broadway the Hard Way at Discogs (list of releases)
• Release details