Allan Smethurst

Allan Francis Smethurst (19 November 1927^[1] – 22 December 2000),^[2][3] aka The Singing Postman was an English folk singer^[4] and postman. He is best known for his self-penned novelty song "Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?", which earned him an Ivor Novello Award in 1966, “Come Along A Me” and "A Miss from Diss".^[2] The Guardian dubbed him a "bookishly melancholy folk-satirist".^[3]

Allan Smethurst
Birth name	Allan Francis Smethurst
Also known as	The Singing Postman
Born	(1927-11-19)19 November 1927 Walshaw, Lancashire, England
Died	22 December 2000(2000-12-22) (aged 73) Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England
Genres	Folk, novelty
Occupation(s)	Singer, postman
Years active	1960s–1970
Labels	EMI

Life and career

Born in Walshaw, near Bury, Lancashire,^[5] the son of Allan and Gladys Mabel (née Curson),^[6] Smethurst was raised in Sheringham, Norfolk, from the age of 11.^[3] His mother came from the village of Stiffkey, 15 miles to the west. It is often thought that he became a postman in Lavenham, Suffolk, but photos of him in the area are just promotional material.^[7] Smethurst joined the Post Office in 1953,^[3] and later worked in Grimsby.^[5] He never worked for the GPO in Norfolk or Suffolk.^{[citation needed]}

Smethurst hummed tunes on his daily post round for 12 years, writing and singing songs in his characteristic Norfolk dialect.^[5] An audition tape sent to the BBC earned him a spot on Ralph Tuck's BBC East regional radio programme Wednesday Morning. His popularity led to Tuck recording Smethurst on his own record label, ‘The Smallest Recording Organisation in the World’, based in Lowestoft.^[7] A four-track EP containing his signature tune “Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy”, made the EP charts in 1965. This was followed by another EP release by Ralph Tuck, and an album The Singing Postman's Year. He was then signed to EMI who re-released earlier songs and recorded new items. A colour promotional film was made of “Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy” which has survived to this day. He made numerous live and promotional performances, including on Top of the Pops, but was afflicted by nerves and stage fright.^[3] His live performances included a summer season in 1965 at the Windmill Theatre in Great Yarmouth.^[8][9]

In 1966, the Singing Postman's best known hit "Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?" won Smethurst the Ivor Novello Award for best novelty song of the year.^[3] Rolf Harris recorded a cover version without success. The song had a small comeback in 1994, when it was featured on a television commercial for Ovaltine.^[3] It was also covered by punk band Splodgenessabounds in 1981.

Smethurst left the music industry in 1970 citing stage fright and arthritic hands. He later admitted to an alcohol problem and revealed all his earnings were gone and he was penniless. He spent his last 20 years living quietly in a Salvation Army hostel in Grimsby,^[3] where he died from a heart attack in December 2000.^[2]

In September 2010, a BBC Radio 4 programme, In Search of the Singing Postman was broadcast; it was written and presented by D. J. Taylor.^[10]

Discography

Albums

• The Singing Postman's Year (RTP, 1966)

Side one

No.	Title	Length
1.	"January Sales"
2.	"Suffin' Cold"
3.	"Spring Cleaning"
4.	"Wass The Bottum Dropped Owt?"
5.	"Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?"
6.	"The Cricket Match"

Side two

No.	Title	Length
7.	"Are Yew Alroight, Boy?"
8.	"Followin' The Boinder Round"
9.	"The Mystery Of Owld Tom's Grave"
10.	"On The Night Of Halloween"
11.	"Charlie In The Winta Toime"
12.	"The Postman's Lament"

• Recorded Delivery (Parlophone, 1966)
• The Sound Barrier (Parlophone, 1967)
• The Best of the Singing Postman (Starline, 1967)
• First Class Male (1971, Gemini)
• Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy? (Parlophone, 2005)^[4]

Singles and EPs

• "First Delivery EP" (EMI, 1966)
• "Second Delivery EP" (Parlophone, 1966)
• "Third Delivery EP" (Parlophone, 1966)
• "Fourth Delivery EP" (Parlophone, 1966)
• "Ladies Darts Team" / "Roundabout" (Parlophone, 1966)^[11]
• "Mind How You Go" (Parlophone, 1967)
• "Please Mr. Postman" (Parlophone, 1967)
• "Fertilising Lisa" / "Ballad of A Ten Bob Note" (President PVK.005, 1977)
• "Hey the Bottom Dropped Owt" (Ralph Tuck, 1997)^[12]