[Watching a Westlife video] Simon: Still going after seven years due to the unfortunate lack of murder, it's Westlife! [After watching the Westlife video]
What has 20 legs, 5 heads and can't reach its own nuts? Jeremy Clarkson: Westlife. Stephen Fry: Oh, ho-ho-ho. Oh, you're so lucky. You're so lucky, cos I
spend my time there re-chiseling all the statues, so that they'd look like Westlife. How about a coffee? Sam: Oh, I've sent you a link to Andy Murray's website