- Calcifer: I don't envy you, lady. That is one bad curse. Curses are tough. You're gonna have a very hard time getting rid of that one.
- Calcifer: My name is Calcifer, the scary and powerful fire demon!
- Sophie: Let's run away! There's no use fighting.
- Howl: I'm sorry. I'm done running away, now that I have something I want to protect. It's you.
- Sophie: IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT WITCH, I'M GONNA WRING HER FAT NECK! [to Markl] Finish your breakfast!
- Hat shop worker: Don't worry, he only preys on pretty girls.
- Witch of the Waste: Nice doggie.
- Calcifer: [talking about the Witch of the Waste] Sophie... She keeps staring at me... It's freaking me out...
- Witch of the Waste: What a pretty fire!
- Sophie: Yes, I'm the scariest witch of them all—the kind that cleans!
- Howl: [talking to Turnip Head] You've got a nasty curse on you, too. It seems like everyone in this family has problems.
- Sophie: It seems I've become quite cunning in my old age.
- Sophie: A heart is a heavy burden.
- Sophie: Don't come in here. I've got a bad cold. I don't want you to catch it.
- Honey: You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.
- Howl: Calcifer, you're being so obedient.
- Calcifer: Not on purpose! She [Sophie] bullied me!
- Howl: Not just anyone can do that.
- Howl: I'd appreciate it if you didn't torment my friend.
- Witch of the Waste: Standing up to the Witch of the Waste? That's pretty plucky.
- Sophie: It's been nice meeting you, even if you are my least-favorite vegetable. Take care, Turnip Head.
- Markl: [to Sophie] Quit telling lies to our customers.
- Witch of the Waste: Oh, what a pretty fire. (Said multiple times, after she has been made old again.)
- Madam Suliman: Let's finally put an end to this foolish war.
- Howl: You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?
[Howl sends Sophie out after promising to follow her in disguise and Sophie tries to spot him]
- Sophie: I wonder what Howl will disguise himself as?
[She passes a group of pigeons on a statue.]
- Sophie: No, couldn't be.
[A man with a glider plane with a giggling young woman flies overhead.]
- Sophie: [looks at it wryly] That could be him.
- Witch of the Waste: Better luck next time—your true love has fallen in love with someone else.
- Markl: Move it, Grandma! Or you'll lose your nose!
- Young Sophie: They say that the brightest spark burns best when circumstances are at their worst.
- Calcifer: Yeah, but no one really believes that.
- Witch of the Waste: What a tacky shop. I've never seen such tacky little hats, yet you are by far the tackiest thing in here.
- Witch of the Waste: The best part about that spell, is that you can't tell anyone about it. Send my regards to Howl.
[Sophie pulls out a note from her pocket. It flutters out of her hand and lands on the table, and burns the markings of the note into the wood.]
- Markl: Scorch Marks! Howl, can you read them?
- Howl: I think so. [reading] "You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man, your heart shall soon belong to me." [pauses] This can't be good for the table.
[after Sophie puts a pan and bacon on Calcifer]
- Calcifer: Here's another curse for you—may all your bacon burn!
- Old Sophie: Are you the one moving this castle?
- Calcifer: Of course I am! No one else does any work around here.
- Calcifer: [to Sophie] You crazy lady with tongs!
- Witch of the Waste: [to Sophie] You're in love. Don't deny it, you've been sighing all day.
[after Sophie gives part of her hair to Calcifer]
- Young Sophie: Thanks, Calcifer!, You're fantastic!
- Calcifer: Imagine what could I do with your eyes, or your heart!
- Howl: Calcifer, you didn't have to come back.
- Calcifer: Yeah, well, I kinda missed you guys, and it looks like it's gonna rain.
- Young Sophie: I missed you, too, Cal. [kisses his cheek]
- Calcifer: Wow!
[Howl comes running out of the bathroom, screaming. His hair is now orange.]
- Howl: Sophie! You—You sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!
- Old Sophie: What a pretty color.
- Howl: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
- Old Sophie: I just organized things, Howl. Nothing's ruined.
- Howl: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away! [tragically] Now I'm repulsive. [slumps into a chair] I can't live like this.
[Howl starts sobbing, his head in his hands.]
- Old Sophie: Come on, it's not that bad.
[Howl's hair changes color to purple, then black.]
- Old Sophie: [now a bit worried] You should look at it now. Its shade is even better.
- Howl: [inconsolable] I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.