1978 film by Randal Kleiser From Wikiquote, the free quote compendium
Grease is a 1978 musical film about good girl Sandy and bad boy Danny who fall in love over the summer but unexpectedly discover that they are now in the same high school.
This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why, it could be Greased Lightning!
(Alternate take from the soundtrack): This car is automatic... systematic... hy-y-ydromadic... why it's Greased Lightning!
[singing] I got chills, They're multiplyin,' And I'm losing control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin' — It's electrifyin'!
That's my name, don't wear it out.
He was so nice to me this summer.
Tell me about it, stud.
Did you guys get a look at Zuk this Morning? Looking pretty good this year huh Rizz?
How much dough did he spend?
Oh no! I'm going to be a senior forever. I have to study for that Dumb algebra test tomorrow.
Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!
The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!
Like a Beautiful blonde Pineapple
So, what did you do all summer Danny?
Yea Right here Putzie!
But you dont gotta Brag
The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face
Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?
A hickey from Kenickie is like getting a Hallmark card—when you care enough to send the very best.
[singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.
Coz he sounds like a drag
Gosh, Your turning into a One Woman USO
Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
was it love at first sight?
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Oh, Blanche, stop blubbering!
Rizzo: [on the first day of high school] Oh gosh. [removes her sunglasses] Well, here we are again.
Marty: Yeah, but this time we're seniors.
Rizzo: And we're going to rule the school! [they all laugh]
Marty: Jan, that is so adolescent!
Jan: We are adolecent.
Rizzo: We don't have to flaunt it. [puts her sunglasses back on and her Pink Ladies jacket] Okay, girls. Let's go get them.
Frenchy: Hey, Marty, are those new glasses?
Marty: Oh yeah, I just got them for school. Don't you think they make me look smarter?
Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face.
Marty: How would you like rice pudding down your bra?
Jan: I'll take it.
Rizzo: Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.
Patty: Oh, I just love the first day of school. Don't you?
Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.
Patty: You'll never guess what happened.
Rizzo: Probably not.
Patty: They just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
Rizzo: Who?
Patty: Me. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
Rizzo: The very least.
Patty: I just hope I don't make too poor a showing.
Rizzo: Well, we certainly wish you the best of luck. Don't we, girls?
Rizzo: Somebody snaking you, Danny?
Danny: Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz.
Rizzo: With relish.
Marty: What's with you tonight?
Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.
Marty: Huh?
Rizzo: I skipped a period.
Marty: You think you P-G?!
Rizzo: I don't know, big deal.
Marty: Aren't you going to tell Kenickie?!
Rizzo: Nah, you don't know the guy.
Kenickie: Rizzo?
Rizzo: Yeah?
Kenickie: I hear you're knocked up.
Rizzo: Oh, you do, huh? Boy, good news really travels fast! [glares at Marty]
Kenickie: Why didn't ya tell me about it?
Rizzo: What's it to ya?
Kenickie: Thought I might be able to do something...
Rizzo: You did enough!
Kenickie: I don't run away from my mistakes.
Rizzo: [sweetly] ...Hey, don't worry about it, Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.
Kenickie: [he tries to laugh it off and walks away] Thanks a lot, kid.
Rizzo: Any time.
Rizzo: I've got so many hickeys people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!
Danny: That's cool, baby. You know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.
Sandy: Danny?
Danny: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Sandy: What's the matter with you?
Danny: What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Sandy: What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?
Danny: Well, I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know.
Sandy: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!
Frenchy: What did you do this summer, Sandy?
Sandy: Oh, I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there.
Rizzo: Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?
Sandy: He was sort of special.
Rizzo: There ain't no such thing.
Sandy: He was really romantic.
Blanche: When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave.
Sonny: She thinks she's Tinkerbell.
Blanche: Hush, Sonny!
Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine. Hey, do your folks know I come into your room every night over KZAZ, that is? I'm judging the dance contest.
Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
Marty: Marty.
Vince: Marty what?
Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.
Frenchy: I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know, like Debbie Reynolds had in Tammy. What do you think?
Vi: If you find him, give him my phone number.
Coach Calhoun: Game rule one: all couples must be boy-girl.
Putzie: Yeah, too bad, Eugene.
Frenchy: Doody, how do I look?
Doody: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!
Sonny: Jeez! Every teacher I got this flunked me at least once!
Doody: If you don't watch it, you're going to be spending all you time in mcgee's office.
Sonny: Yeah, well, this year she's going to wish she's never seen me.
Doody: Oh yeah? And what are you going to do?
Sonny: I just ain't going to take any of her crap. That's all. I don't take no crap off nobody.
Principal McGee: Sonny?
Sonny: Hello, ma'am.
Principal McGee: Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?
Sonny: I was just going for a walk.
Principal McGee: You were just dawdling, weren't you?
Sonny: Yes, ma'am.
Principal McGee: That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. Latierre.
Sonny: (Speaks in italian).
Principal McGee: Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?
Sonny: Yes, ma'am.
Principal McGee: Are you just going to stand there all day?
Sonny: No, ma'am. I mean, Yes, ma'am. I mean--
Principal McGee: Well which is it? Yes or No?
Sonny: No, ma'am.
Principal McGee: Good. Then move! [walks away]
Sonny: Yes, ma'am.
Danny: I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny. You would have really told her off, huh?
Doody: [in falsetto] Mr. Latierre. Yes, Ma'am, No Ma'am.
Sonny: Hey Eugene! How you doing?
Eugene: Hi Fellas!
Doody: Did you have a nice summer? Shake, buddy. [buzzes Eugene]