Let's have a train race. Wait! Get me a trampoline and a hovercraft. Oh! and about a million of those little green army guys and a giant magnified glass.
Relax, the only one stealing gum around here is me.
Dodgers is in trob...trob...oh he's in for a world of hurt.
Exploding rocket fuel makes such a lovely fireball.
Professor I.Q. High: I revived Dodgers from a state of suspended animation. I was able to bring him back using the science of the 24 1/2 century.
Dodgers: (To audience) Ain't the future great.
Dodgers: Prepare for emergency evasions. Fire the overthrusters!
Cadet: Check.
Dodgers: Engage the superdrive!
Cadet: Superdrive engaged.
Dodgers: Deploy the..the umm....I think it's the yellow button. It's uhh.. usually flashing, it makes the engine go WOOOSH!
Dodgers: Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to use this expensive targeting computer.
[Dodgers is sticking his feet in a water hole]
Commander: Get your filthy diseased feet out of my drinking......water!?
[The water gets absorbed in Dodgers feet]
Dodgers: Oops. Easy come, easy go.
Commander: [crying] How are you doing this!!!!!!?????
Cadet: I'm glad to be playing the Cadet again, but how are they going to explain the change in the movie?
Dodgers: Well, the writers have it all figured out. You see, she's being evaporated onto the ship. And there's interference from a fierce electrical storm! And tragedy strikes when the evaporator malfunctions. We finally manage to stabilize the situation, oh, but it was too late. She's been transformed... (makes a grotesque face) INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE!!! (stops making the face) That's where you come in, babe.
Cadet: Maybe I should have spent a little more time at the gym.
Dodgers: Good! [his tummy growls] Cuz, my tummy needs some grub!