It’s always the same: if someone is against convention his only way of attacking it is by creating another convention, so that when most people are clean-shaven he grows a beard, and when beards are worn he shaves his off. He’s merely changing from one convention to another.
Edmund: [Referring to The Bearded Lady] Great. We've only got one act, and she shaved her beard off!
Blackadder
[Lord Flasheart nods to Baldrick, who's dressed as a bridesmaid.] Flasheart: Thanks, Bridesmaid! Like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!
Blackadder II
Baldrick: Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard.
Blackadder III
Narrator: [introducing Baldrick] The other was the sole descendant of an unfortunate meeting between a pig-farmer and a bearded lady. History has, quite rightly, forgotten his name.