morning wood

English

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Noun

morning wood (countable and uncountable, plural morning woods)

1. (informal) An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.

   Synonyms: morning woody, morning tent, morning glory, (medical) nocturnal penile tumescence

   Coordinate terms: see Thesaurus:erect penis

2. (dialectal) Kindling used to light a fire in the morning.

   Synonym: morning sticks

Translations

morning erection

Arabic: please add this translation if you can Catalan: trempera matinera (ca) f Chinese: Mandarin: 晨勃 (zh) (chénbó) Danish: morgenstivert c Finnish: aamuerektio (fi), aamustondis (fi) French: érection matinale f, gaule du matin (fr) f German: Morgenlatte (de) f; (less common) Morgenständer m, Morgenständchen n, morgendliche Pisslatte f, Mopila f, Morgenwasserlatte f, Hebrew: זקפת בוקר f (zikpat boker) Italian: alzabandiera m Japanese: 朝立ち (ja) (あさだち, asadachi), あさだち (ja) (asadachi) Korean: please add this translation if you can Norwegian: Bokmål: morrabrød n, morgenbrød (no) n Polish: poranny drągal m, namiot (pl) m, poranny wzwód m Portuguese: tesão de mijo m, tesão da manhã m Russian: у́тренний стоя́к (ru) m (útrennij stoják) Spanish: trempera mañanera f, erección matutina f Swedish: morgonstånd (sv) n, morgonbånge (sv) c Tagalog: tigas titi Turkish: sabah ereksiyonu

See also

• morning glory
• morning bean
• piss proud

Further reading

• Survey of English Dialects, Michael V. Barry (2013) Routledge. Page 231