Noun
Captain Obvious (plural Captains Obvious)
- (humorous, usually derogatory or sarcastic) Someone who makes superfluous or obvious statements.
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
- 1994, L. E. Blair, Drummer Girl (Girl Talk series, vol. 12), Golden Books Publishing, →ISBN, page 33,
- "But you're a girl," the guy said in surprise. This guy was getting on my nerves. "You are Captain Obvious, aren't you?" I shot back.
1995, Rob Stokes and the Minds of Quirk, eMarketing, Рипол Классик, →ISBN, page 82:Text links, by their very nature, contain text (thank you, Captain Obvious).
1998, David Groth, A+: Core Module Study Guide, Sybex, →ISBN, page 189:The larger of the two specifications is known as Wide SCSI-2 because it's wider (Captain Obvious rides again).
2002, Cathryn Michon, The Grrl Genius Guide to Life, HarperCollins, →ISBN, page 145:The Qiana-wearing slacker next to me poked me on the shoulder and said, "We totally knew it was you in the bathroom!" Well, thank you, Captain Obvious, I thought.
2002, Tee Morris, Steve Oakley, Premiere 6.5 Power!, Thomson Course Technology, →ISBN, page 240:Hold the camera properly. No, I'm not playing Captain Obvious here, but there is a certain way to hold a DV camera to avoid jittery movement.
2013, Kaleb Nation, Harken, VOLT, →ISBN, page 38:“Do you know who that is?” he said, pointing both hands at the screen. / “Harold…Wolf…?” the class stated the obvious in slow, disjointed unison. Mr. Candas looked ready to jump off a roof. / “Thank you, Captains Obvious,” he murmured.
2022, Questlove [pseudonym; Ahmir K. Thompson], “Evolver”, in Revolver, Apple Corps, page 17, column 1:Captains Obvious point to Sgt. Pepper’s as the source but, in reality, it’s Revolver. It comes from here, and it goes there and everywhere.
Translations
someone who makes superfluous statements
- Catalan: Capità Obvi m
- Chinese:
- Mandarin: 明知故問的人/明知故问的人 (míngzhīgùwèn de rén)
- Esperanto: Kapitano Evidenta
- Finnish: Ilmari Ilmiselvä
- German: Kapitän Offensichtlich m
- Hungarian: (literal; less common) Nyilvánvaló Kapitány, (sarcastic; cf. “surprise surprise”) milyen meglepő, minő meglepetés, csodák csodája, láss csodát
- Italian: Capitan Ovvio
- Kazakh: Капитан Айқындық (Kapitan Aiqyndyq)
- Polish: Kapitan Oczywisty m
- Portuguese: Capitão Óbvio m
- Russian: Капита́н Очеви́дность (ru) m (Kapitán Očevídnostʹ)
- Spanish: Capitán Obvio m
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