User:Cnutvictim

GOY	This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls

UBX	This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

THIS USER A SPLODE.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

JoW	This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

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No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

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This user is too pirate for your internet. This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine

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This user contributes using DOS.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

+	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.