The Stoned Guest (album)

The Stoned Guest is "the premiere recording of the Half-Act Opera by P. D. Q. Bach", the pseudonym used by Peter Schickele for parodic works. It was released on Vanguard Records in 1970. The title is a play on Dargomyzhsky's opera The Stone Guest. The record is a pseudo-radio broadcast hosted by "Milton Host" (parodying Metropolitan Opera commentator Milton Cross) including an appearance by "Paul Henry Lung" (a play on Paul Henry Lang) as a contestant on the intermission game "Opera Whiz" hosted by Schickele.

The Stoned Guest
Studio album by P. D. Q. Bach
Released	1970
Label	Vanguard
P. D. Q. Bach chronology
Report from Hoople: P. D. Q. Bach on the Air (1967) The Stoned Guest (1970) The Wurst of P. D. Q. Bach (1971)

Performers

• Entire fiasco under the supervision of Professor Peter Schickele
• The Orchestra of the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople Heavy Opera Company under the direction of John Nelson
• Marlene Kleinman, mezzanine soprano (Donna Ribalda, a high-born lady of the lowlands)
• Lorna Haywood, off-coloratura (Carmen Ghia, a woman of ailing repute)
• John Ferrante, bargain counter tenor (Don Octave, an itinerant nobleman)
• Bernice, houndentenor (Dog)
• Will Jordan as Milton Host
• Bill Macy as Paul Henry Lung
• Amateur Musica Antiqua of Hoople

Track listing

• Introduction
• Half-Act Opera: The Stoned Guest, S. 86 proof, Part One
  • Overture
  • Aria: "Let's face it — I'm lost"
  • Recitative: "Boy!"
  • Aria: "Now is the season"
  • Recitative: "Gesundheit!"
  • Duet: "Woe"
  • Recitative: "Hark!"
  • Aria: "Look at me"
  • Recitative: "That's the end"
  • Trio: "I'm sure I'd be"
• Intermission Feature: Opera Whiz
• Plot Synopsis
• Half-Act Opera: The Stoned Guest, S. 86 proof, Completion
  • Recitative: "I hate to interrupt"
  • Quartet: "Don Octave"
  • Finale: "O saviour"
• Announcement
• Two Madrigals from The Triumphs of Thusnelda, S. 1601
  • "The Queen to me a royal pain doth give"
  • "My bonnie lass she smelleth"

Sources

P.D.Q. Bach: The Stoned Guest