This is my astonishingly thrilling userpage. I know it's not really exciting or interesting, in all honesty I only created it because I didn't like seeing my username in uncreated-page red.
Language
ubx-n | This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. |
BS-5 | This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
…in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
its it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
… | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
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Interests
| This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
| This user knows by heart the first 80 digits in the decimal representation of pi. |
IT | Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? |
| This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. |
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My username was inspired by one of the finest cars to ever grace the roads of the Earth. The "p" stands for Porsche and the "996911turbo" is the model, a 996 911 Turbo.
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My sandbox.