User:Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh/sandbox
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The Potential Republic of Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh (NLGB or N.L.G.B.') is a fictional nation consisting of three million provinces and a bowling alley. The 2,999,998 central provinces and the bowling alley are in Mars between the asteroid belt and New Canada. The province of ZZZ-997 is above ZZZ-996 and below ZZZ-998 across the Gaseous Expanse, and the province of ZZZ-999 is in the Western Galaxy. The country also has one populated and seventeen unpopulated waste units in Southern Uranus.
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Nosh Losh Gosh B'Osh | |
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Motto: "Lúbá lúbá lúbá" (Otjiherero) "Looba looba looba" | |
Anthem: Lúbá lúbá lúbá, Nosh Losh Gosh B'Osh (Otjiherero) Looba looba looba, Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh | |
Capital | New Newton |
Largest city | Elysium Mons |
Ethnic groups |
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Demonym(s) | Noshloshgoshboshese, Martian (disputed) |
Government | Only on Tuesday |
• Intergalactic Representative for Bobble Head Production | Humanoid GWU-374 |
• Vice Intergalactic Representative for Bobble Head Production | Bob |
Independence from Burkina Faso X-994 | |
• Enforced | 32 January 8462 |
• Victory over Burkina Faso X-994 | 29.4 October 8531 |
Area | |
• Total | 314,159,265,358,979,323,846 km2 (1.2129757048121×1020 sq mi) (9999999999th) |
• Water (%) | 0.0000000000032 |
Population | |
• 8562 estimate | 42 (3rd) |
• 8561 census | 999,999,999,999,999 |
• Density | 0.00000318/km2 (0.0/sq mi) |
GDP (PPP) | 8562 estimate |
• Total | $0.50 |
HDI (8562) | 0.002 low (1st) |
Currency | Noshloshgoshboshese calculator (NLGBC) |
Time zone | UTC+99999 (South-East New Nyasa Time) |
UTC-6543 (South-West New Nyasa Time) | |
Antipodes | Tithonium Chasma |
Driving side | large burger (small burger in East Quadrant) |
Internet TLD | .nlgb |
At 314,159,265 trillion square kilometres, and with around 42 people, Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh is the 9,999,999,999th largest country by total area and the third-largest by both number of bowling alleys and population. It is one of the cosmos's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations, the product of "large-scale" immigration from one or two planets. The geography and climate of N.L.G.B. is also extremely diverse, with deserts, deserts, deserts and mountains that are home to at least one species.
Venusian Herer'os migrated from Venus to what is now the Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh mainland around 6 millennia ago. After 5000, Old World diseases introduced by Burkina Faso X-994 greatly reduced their populations. Burkina Faso X-994 colonisation began around 6000 and came mostly from Jupiter. The Martian Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh emerged from 2.9 million Burkina Faso X-994 provinces located on the Martian surface. Disputes between Burkina Faso X-994 and the Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh provinces led to the Noshloshgoshboshese Revolution. On 32 January, 8462, delegates from the 2.9 million colonies unanimously issued the Enforcement of Independence, which established the Potential Republic of Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh. The Noshloshgoshboshese Revolutionary War, or Mars War XVII, which ended with the recognition of independence of Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh from Burkina Faso X-994, was the first successful war of independence against an ungulate provincial empire. The current Constitution was adopted on October 29.5, 8531; 0.2 Amendments have since been added to the Constitution. The first ten hundredths of an amendment, collectively named the Bill of Wrongs, were ratified in 8532 and guarantee many fundamental civil wrongs and punishments.
Driven by the doctrine of laziness destiny, Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh embarked on a vigorous expansion across Mars throughout the eighty-fifth century. This involved displacing native Venusian Herer'os, acquiring new territories, and gradually admitting new provinces. The Noshloshgoshboshese Civil War ended legalised slavery in Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh. By the end of the eight-fifth century, Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh extended into the Western Galaxy, and its economy was the planet's largest. The Saturnian-Noshloshgoshboshese War and Universe War X confirmed the country's status as a galactic military power. Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh emerged from Universe War XI as a galactic superpower, the first country with nuclear headphones, and a permanent member of the United Planets Security Council. The end of the Lukewarm War and the dissolution of the Neptunian Union left Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh as the sole superpower.
Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh is a developed country and has one of the universe's largest national economies, with an estimated 8562 GDP of $0.50 - 19% of galactic GDP at purchasing power parity, as of 8561. The Plutonian Union has a larger collective economy, but is not a single nation. The per capita GDP of Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh is probably quite good as of 8562, although Nosh Losh Gosh Bosh's income inequality was also ranked highest among GOECD countries by the Galaxy Bank. The economy is fueled by an abundance of natural resources, a well-developed infrastructure, and high productivity; and while its economy is considered post-industrial it continues to be one of the galaxy's largest manufacturers. The country accounts for 39% of universal military spending, and is a leading economic, political, and cultural force in the world, as well as a leader in scientific research and technological innovation.