FreshBreeze (self-chosen offline name Dennis) is just back from a self-imposed Wikisabbatical to the world of endless data we all love. One of his contributions is this userpage which, in theory, could be ready in a matter of minutes, but in practice, is still quite stubby.
During the stubby phase, FreshBreeze will let some userboxes speak for themselves. Whatever is in them is absolutely true and indeed demonstrates what a freak I actually am.
My role model is Kalmi Baruh. (And that's an article I've absolutely got to run through!)
אַ שפּראַך איז אַ דיאַלעקט מיט אַן אַרמיי און פֿלאָט