User:LifeEnemy

I'm just a guy. I live in Michigan, but I'm not going to tell you where, just in case.

I play guitar, mostly metal. And I don't mean metal like "Slipknot" or "Devildriver", that's crap metal. My current favorite bands are as follows: Aborted, DragonForce, Sonata Arctica, Kamelot, Bloodbath, Arsis, Cattle Decapitation, In Flames, The Crown, Slayer, The Black Dahlia Murder, and many more.

I'm politically aware. Which I'd bet is more than a lot of you can say. Anyway, I tend to be more liberal, but I am keenly aware of the need for balance in the world, so I strive to be objective and unbiased in all things. Needless to say, I'm not always successful.

One thing I hate, though, is PETA. Seriously, they really piss me off. Also, those damn ignorant christian conservatives and evangelicals. They are pretty much hypocrites. And Scientology. I mean, come on, that's just stupid. Not to mention that they sue pretty much anyone who doesn't like them. Assholes.

Oh, I also forgot to mention that I am a buddhist. Yeah, I am.

I just made this account though because I wanted to create an article or two, although I have done much since that time. I guess I'll give a list of the articles I have created and/or greatly contributed to.

• Scalloped fingerboard
• Fret buzz
• Relief (music)
• Pick slide
• Slide (guitar technique)
• Tortoiseshell material
• Tortex/Delrex
• 123 (slang)

People should probably know that I won't update this very often (almost never).

Awards

So I like to inflate my own ego, so what?

		The Barnstar of Diligence
		I present you this Barnstar of Diligence for your patient attitude and no-nonsense approach to the debate at Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. You have proven yourself to be logical in application of policy to the situation, and cool-headed in the face of adversity. Your involvement is much appreciated. Markovich292 05:22, 13 September 2006 (UTC)