User:King aardvark

32

This user is 32 years old.

This user is male.

This user lives in England.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user is not a biological parent.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 149.

This user is left-handed.

Oxon.

This user is an Oxonian.

This user understands biological evolution.

for-1

This user is a beginning Fortran programmer.

ACADEMIC JOURNAL

This user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user works in and/or appreciates Architecture

This user is an advanced mathematician.

This user plays the violin.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

snuk

This user says snuck.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

1337-0

This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.

This user pumps their own gas.

This user does not smoke.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user is drug-free.

This user is interested in recycling issues.

This user has already left every hemisphere.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is a Gemini.

羊

This user was born in the year of the Goat.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user imagines
All the people living life in peace.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user is a skeptic.

This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.

This user is interested in politics.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.