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I am Kalapulla [ˈkɑlɑˌpulːɑ], an expert on all things classical, a self-declared poet, your average David Lynch enjoyer, and a walking library of knowledge[1] who prefers to speak the Anglo-Saxon tongue with an outrageous British accent[2] and a gentle Swedish touch, even though he can't properly speak the latter.
I am a very busy person, and I try to use as much time as I can making Wikipedia a better place. Most of my activities happen in the Finnish-language Wikipedia.
I may spend too much time here. This is where most of the fun in my life happens.[3]
...And I've just realized that my username probably needs some kind of an explanation for those who do not speak the Great Language of Kalevala. I think it has something to do with a certain food...[4]
If you have any complaints, please fill out our complaint form and place it in an envelope addressed to the name of the hospital in which you were born.[5]
For futher information, please visit my Finnish user page.
Please do not click this citation.[6]
I deny the presumption that this is self-adoration. It is only a name bestowed upon me by a dear friend on a luncheon with a Lutheran priest in Sweden.
I know. It's kinda sad, actually.
If you really want to know, I recommend you to try and Find the Fish.