User:Clark89/Humor

SOMEONE BELCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH! GIVE ME COOKIES NOW! GIVE ME MILK TO GO WITH THE COOKIES!!!

"Excuse me, your id is overpowering your superego" -Clark89

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