User:Vghfr/Essays/Schrodinger's cabal
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Schrödinger's Cabal is a quantum paradox, in which, The Cabal (which totally does not exist), is in a state of superposition: the Cabal simultaneously does and does not exist.[1] This idea was devised by world renowned Wikioliogist, Eggwin Schrödinger in 2004, after noting the perception by users that the Cabal exists, even though this is a impossibility, violating known laws of physics. Schrödinger's Cabal was created to reconcile existence of The Cabal with quantum physics.
This page is about the non-existence of the cabal. For the completely unrelated thought experiment by Edwin Schrödinger, see Schrödinger's cat.
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This decree in a nutshell: The Cabal simultaneously exists and does not exist The Cabal does not exist. |