User:TheJosh/Chicken
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Chickens (Gallus gallus) were created in the mid 1970's by Jaco Pastorius, who died in a kitten accident sometime in the past. The proccess for synthesizing chicken is detailed in his jazz standard appropriately titled "The Chicken".
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The worlds problems would all be solved if we watched anime's about chickens!
I AM OF THE OPINION THAT CHICKENS ARE NOT EVEN REAL?
D00d THEY TOTALLY ARE IVE SEEN CHIKENS BEFORE !!1!ninety-five!1?
There is a freaky penguin. Right there. DO YOU SEE IT. I SEE IT.
Chicken is a funny word, which this encyclopedia often repeats for practically no reason when readership is low. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. I also decisively won the Battle of Chicken Itza, no matter what anyone might tell you to the contrary!
According to famous ethnobiologist Stephen Colbert, there are three times as many chickens alive today as there were ten years ago.ZOMGURMOMISANETHNOBIOLOGISTLOLCATZ