they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
whom | This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
much & many | This user understands the difference between much & many. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/Emblem-favorites.svg/42px-Emblem-favorites.svg.png) | This user thinks good grammar is sexy. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
AIM-Able | This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/PD-icon.svg/42px-PD-icon.svg.png) | This user is against DRM. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Computer_keyboard.png/50px-Computer_keyboard.png) |
This user can type 80 WPM. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Computer_keyboard.png/50px-Computer_keyboard.png) |
This user can type N WPM. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Lastfm_logo.svg/40px-Lastfm_logo.svg.png) | This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg/40px-Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg.png) | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
js |
This user browses with JavaScript disabled. Everyone should. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Crystal_128_k3b.png/43px-Crystal_128_k3b.png) | This user burns CDs with K3b. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Amarok_icon.svg/40px-Amarok_icon.svg.png) | This user contributes while listening to Amarok. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Caffeine.svg/43px-Caffeine.svg.png) | This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Pizza.jpg/60px-Pizza.jpg) | This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Vegemiteontoast_large.jpg/40px-Vegemiteontoast_large.jpg) | This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Strawberry_on_pancake.jpg/57px-Strawberry_on_pancake.jpg) | This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Cyprus-topographic_map-en.svg/50px-Cyprus-topographic_map-en.svg.png) | This user is interested in maps. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Cliffs_at_Alum_Bay.JPG/57px-Cliffs_at_Alum_Bay.JPG) | This user likes walking by the Coast |
![Actually, could you return her sweater for this user?](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Crystal_Clear_kdm_user_female.svg/38px-Crystal_Clear_kdm_user_female.svg.png) |
This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Books_of_the_Past.jpg/43px-Books_of_the_Past.jpg) |
This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
Samuel Beckett, twingle-twangler comfort my days of roses days of beauty | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Samuel_Beckett%2C_Pic%2C_1.jpg/45px-Samuel_Beckett%2C_Pic%2C_1.jpg) |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Jorge_Luis_Borges_Hotel.jpg/45px-Jorge_Luis_Borges_Hotel.jpg) | This user is an admirer of Borges. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Thomas_Pynchon%2C_high_school_yearbook_editor%2C_1953.jpg/45px-Thomas_Pynchon%2C_high_school_yearbook_editor%2C_1953.jpg) | This user reads the dense and complex works of fiction written by Thomas Pynchon. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Oscar_Wilde_by_Sarony_1882_01_cropped_BW.png/45px-Oscar_Wilde_by_Sarony_1882_01_cropped_BW.png) | This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/GustaveDoreParadiseLostSatanProfile.jpg/70px-GustaveDoreParadiseLostSatanProfile.jpg) | This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Towel_blue_decorativepattern_closeup.jpg/60px-Towel_blue_decorativepattern_closeup.jpg) | This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Arda.Tengwar.svg/26px-Arda.Tengwar.svg.png) |
This user is a servant of the noble House of Fingolfin. |
Fox News | This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Canis_lupus_portrait.jpg/35px-Canis_lupus_portrait.jpg) |
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Non_aux_religions.png/45px-Non_aux_religions.png) |
This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion. |
LENT |
This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Pffffft.gif/50px-Pffffft.gif) | This user is a scary Ghost. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Earth_Western_Hemisphere.jpg/43px-Earth_Western_Hemisphere.jpg) | This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Orange_ribbon.svg/25px-Orange_ribbon.svg.png) |
This user is sick of seeing all of these ribbons. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Lagenorhynchus_obscurus_7082.JPG/50px-Lagenorhynchus_obscurus_7082.JPG) | This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry. |
sis |
This user has a little sister |
jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
Guess what? | This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! |
IT | Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Fucktext.svg/50px-Fucktext.svg.png) |
This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language. |
C:\>_ | This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it. |
W3C | This user believes in compliance with W3C standards. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/W3C_valid.svg/70px-W3C_valid.svg.png) | This user writes valid XHTML. |
DNA |
This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams. |
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