User:America Needs Jesus/Basketball
| This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. |
| This user enjoys playing darts. |
| This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons. |
| This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs. |
| This user smiles frequently. |
:( | This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia. |
no long words | This user is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic |
| This user suffers from Coulrophobia. Always be wary of the clowns. |
| This user has blond hair. |
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This user can lick his/her own elbow. |
| This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable. |
| This user is an explosive. |
| This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me. |
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. | Existent |
| This user is a male. |
sis |
This user has an older sister. |
bro | This user has an older brother. |
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This user is the proud parent of 0 children. |
| This user sometimes wishes that he/she were British. |
This user is a NINJA!
What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH! |
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This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion. |
| This user is interested in ghosts. |
☯ | This user is interested in Karma. |
| This user is interested in luck. |
| This user would be perfectly fine with humanity if it weren't for all those people. |
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This user prefers warm weather. |
| This user loves sunny days |
| This user would like to wish you a happy Canada Day. |
| This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween. |
| This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
| This user was born in the Year of the Tiger. | 虎 |
1337-3 | +|-|15 |_|53|2 <4/\/ (0/\/+|2!|3|_|+3 \/\/1+|-| 4/\/ 4|)\/4/\/(3|) 13\/31 0|= 1337. |
pig | Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay. |
Ain't
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This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right? |
snk | This user says either sneaked or snuck. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
who | This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? |
than then | This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
Majority ≠ right |
This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. |
. The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex |
This user prefers the cereal comma. |
its & it's | This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
… | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
"…" | This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones. |
ANAL 5 | This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. |
Pickyness Pickiness | This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". |
| This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent. |
AIM-4 | Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p |
| This user believes that cats are NOT food. |
| This user has a pet dog. |
PET DOG | This user is happy to have a pet dog. | |
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. | |
| This user owns one or more dogs. |
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This user keeps pet fish. |
| This user is a Betta owner. |
| Ninja stars rock!!! |
| Ninja stars rock!!! |
Comic Sans | This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. |
Don't be evil |
This user would be lost without Google. |
| This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell. |
| This user still remembers these. |
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This user has no cell phone. |
| This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Bell. |
| This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE! |
GAME |
This user won "the Game". |
GAME | This user plays "the Game". |
| This user enjoys playing poker. |
cvg-5 | This user is a professional gamer. |
1337 |
7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11! |
| This user prefers the Wii. |
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This user didn't do it!! |
HIGH SCORE |
This user will beat your high score. |
| This user does not like socklessness. |
| This user remembers VHS. ± |
| This user is an art lover. |
XD | This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
| This user makes short movies in their free time. |
| This user enjoys going to the sauna. |
| This user does not smoke. |
| This user is a Lego enthusiast |
School |
This user doesn't like school. |
| This user spends most of her free time thinking about random things... |
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This user likes icons like this. |
| This user is madly in love with Canadian girls. | |
This user's favorite direction is right. | Right |
| This user loves someone who doesn't know this user exists. |
| This user believes in magic |
| This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement |
BBFC | This user is rated PG. |
1+1=3? | This user does not understand mathematics. |
This user knows how to Find X. | |
| This user reads between the lines. |
| This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet... |
| This user recognizes that Jason Bourne is a much better spy than 007. |
| This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley". |
| This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. |
HD |
This user thinks the world is amazing in 10 HD. |
>_< | This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it). |
DP |
This user knows that Discovery is the greatest album in existence. |
| All this user is saying is give peace a chance. |
| Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either. |
| This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally. |
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This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. |
| This user did not participate in the Earth Hour event. |
| This user just LOVES to cycle! |