linkspam | This user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor. |
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CTB | This user has contributed to the following pages. |
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg/45px-Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg) | This user is a sock puppet of The voices in his head. He does exactly what they tell him to. They all agree this is for the best. |
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