This user does not understand that language is a massively nuanced entity which allows for analogising paralinguistic communication where it would not normally possible, and for the sake of presenting an image of intellectual superiority, chooses to enact a use of language limited to one minimally expressive formal register despite the spontaneous nature of the discourse at hand
Mix | This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
AIM-Able | This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Psychiatry_logo.svg/40px-Psychiatry_logo.svg.png) | This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. |
![🇩🇪](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Coat_of_arms_of_Germany.svg/30px-Coat_of_arms_of_Germany.svg.png) | This user is of German ancestry. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry. |
IntS-0 | This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Greek_lc_pi_icon.svg/40px-Greek_lc_pi_icon.svg.png) | Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626 |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Musical_note_nicu_bucule_01.svg/40px-Musical_note_nicu_bucule_01.svg.png) | This user likes all types of music. |
XD | This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Open_book_01.svg/43px-Open_book_01.svg.png) |
This user enjoys reading anything. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Solar_eclipse_1999_4.jpg/45px-Solar_eclipse_1999_4.jpg) | This user is a fan of Heroes. Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Anti-soccer.svg/40px-Anti-soccer.svg.png) | This user couldn't care less about football. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Crystal_Clear_app_kalarm.svg/40px-Crystal_Clear_app_kalarm.svg.png) | This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. |
GMT ? | This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Mad_scientist.svg/38px-Mad_scientist.svg.png) | This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Crystal-fade.png/40px-Crystal-fade.png) | This user doesn't think all userboxes should go away but wishes the boxwar would. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Drawn_love_hearts.svg/40px-Drawn_love_hearts.svg.png) |
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Nocensor.svg/25px-Nocensor.svg.png) |
This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Peace_symbol.svg/35px-Peace_symbol.svg.png) |
This user is against US troops invading other countries, including Iraq. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Nuvola_apps_important.svg/36px-Nuvola_apps_important.svg.png) | This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. |
| This user just watches the world go by. |