User:Coping-mechanism
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Quick Facts Ambition makes you look pretty ugly, Born ...
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly | |
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Born | 13 June, 1988 Not worth going into details |
Pen name | RQM |
Occupation | Bored teenager |
Nationality | Othernesian |
Genre | Comedy related to blunt force trauma and monkey rape |
Subject | See above |
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- I have an unopenable bottle of apple juice. It's simply a marvel of modern science and that's all there is to it.
- I like music a lot, and my tastes are somewhat varied. My music collection draws "oohs" and "aahs" from whoever I'm willing to allow into my room.
- I do a lot of stuff, some of which I'm okay at, some of which I'm not-so-okay at. BUT ONE DAY
- I come from a town called Maryborough, but don't hold that against me. Just because I was born and raised there doesn't make me a Maryborough person.
- I'm tuned to the left of the dial, politically speaking. I vote Greens. They may be ridiculous but at least they aren't fucking evil.
- My group of friends is the greatest group of friends ever. Or, at least, the greatest group of friends I've encountered thus far. Think you can prove me wrong?
- I hate television, but there are a number of television programs I like. Unfortunately they are usually cancelled, long dead, or only shown late at night on obscure channels. The television glitterati hate me, so I hate television. It works out best that way.
- I'm hooked on V. It is the greatest energy drink ever. It shits over all other caffeinated beverages, most of which I hate.
- I may be paranoid, but my inbuilt bullshit detector is second-to-none. Just because you think you've gotten away with something doesn't mean you have.
- That unopenable bottle of apple juice is annoying me. I FUCKING WANT JUICE GODDAMNIT
- I was once known as User:Jesustrashcan but some overzealous Wikifuck put an end to that. Apparently I merely had the potential to be offensive and thus, that was grounds for my dismissal. Well, if I gave two shits about Wikipedia accounts, I'd probably be a little more annoyed.
- I only made this page out of spite. Yo.