Hi, this is my user page, so yeah. I <3 shiny boxes.
ubx-n | This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. |
More information Wikipedia:Babel ...
Close
AmE-0 | This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to. |
-
| This user likes to translate articles from French to English. |
tuff, doe, chru, tought | This user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk. |
Majority ≠ right |
This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. |
they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
firemanfighter mankind | This user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word. |
After having | Having learnt to appreciate good grammar, this user thinks that After is a superflous prefix. |
snk | This user says either sneaked or snuck. |
"There's" with a plural subject | This user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
if & whether | This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. |
than then | This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
its & it's | This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
Transclusions
its it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
its | This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has). |
which & that |
This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses. |
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." |
This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". |
ain't nobody | This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes. |
based |
Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect. |
-ly |
This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious. |
Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex |
This user prefers the cereal comma. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
’s | This user understands that apostrophe's apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization. |
; | This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently. |
; | This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly. |
; | This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he likes using them a lot. |
| This user thinks good grammar is sexy. |
MistEYk | This user does not always see his grammar mistakes. It would be nice of you to correct them. |
Oh shit! | This user thinks profanity does not exist. He believes that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such. |
| This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages. |
fgn-0 | This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough. |
gb-0 | This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. |
sar-5 | This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks. |
sar-N | This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? |
PET CAT | This user has a pet cat. | |
PET DOG | This user is happy to have a pet dog. | |
| This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair. |
| This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all. |
| This user is against DRM. |
Comic Sans | This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. |
| This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia. |
| Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down... This user loves tricks like this. |
| This user still remembers these. |
| This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. |
| Being from a civilised *urp* nation, I spell whisky without an 'E' |
| This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause. |
| This user is currently on a seefood diet. † |
| This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple. |
| This user enjoys playing poker. |
| This user plays with a full deck. |
♥ |
This user is addicted to Hearts. |
| This user is a poker legend. |
|
This user commits poker homicide on a basic level. |
| This user is thinking with Portals! |
TF2 | This user's sentry is being sapped!! |
TF2 | This user fights when assured of victory. |
TF2 | Who touched this user's Sasha?!?! |
TF2 | This user dances to the Rocket Jump Waltz. (Maggots!) |
EE | This user has taken the world in Empire Earth |
| This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. | |
| This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent. |
| This user is interested in Lenin. |
| This user is interested in the Romanov dynasty |
|
This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776. |
math-3 | This user can contribute with advanced mathematical skills. |
no maths | This user finds maths incredibly boring... |
4+4=10 | This user likes octal. |
10 | This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not. |