HOLY HELL
There's a lot of userboxes here! Proceed at your own risk since I'm too lazy to format them correctly.
Languages
| This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55. |
LE-4 | This user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English. |
gb-0 | This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. |
Lipsum-N | Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. |
ubx-n | This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. |
sar-N | This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? |
AIM-5 | 2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. |
| Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng |
Programming
cpp-1 | This user is a beginning C++ programmer. |
| This user is an expert TI-BASIC programmer. |
LSL-4 | This user is an expert LSL programmer. |
Pets
| This user has a pet cat. |
| This user would like to own one or more dogs. |
| This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah. |
Hardware
| This user contributes using a laptop. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
intel Core | This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor. |
Mobile Phone Service
| This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon. |
Grammar
| This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages. |
ā¦in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
who | This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? |
than then | This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who donāt know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
You and Me | This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... |
. The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
A, B, and A and B | This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. |
its & it's | This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
its it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
Ā¼ | You are one-quarter through this user's userboxes. |
its & it's | This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag. |
ās | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
ās | This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! |
ā¦ | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
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US vs. UK | This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue! |
; | This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently. |
Pickyness Pickiness | This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". |
| This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent. |
Comedy
XD | This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
| This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. |
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Actually, the Internet is serious business. |
ALL | This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy. |
C | This user is a fan of character comedy. |
T | This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. |
ŠŠŠ ŠŠ¢ | This user is a fan of Borat. |
Games
| This user passed GO! (ā¦so where is my $200?) |
Ā½ | You are halfway through this user's userboxes. |
| This user enjoys playing poker. |
| This user plays with a full deck. |
Science
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This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. |
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This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols. |
| This user has a keen interest in physics.
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Other Interests
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This user is interested in tanks. |
bi-4 | This user uses pink noise to get the highest fidelity from their cans | >200 |
| This user makes short movies in their free time. |
| This user does not smoke. |
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This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) |
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Television
NTSC | This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast. |
| This user's TV service provider is Comcast. |
fan-3 |
This user wholeheartedly believes that Whose Line Is It Anyway? is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond. |
Too many userboxes | This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
M.D. | This user watches House. |
Scrubs | This user enjoys watching Scrubs. |
CSI: Miami | This user is on the trail with Horatio. |
CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN | This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. |
Ā¾ | You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes. |
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Education
Grade 10 | This user is in grade 10. |
Burrito ergo sum |
I fart, therefore I am. |
Life
Name | This user's name is Tony. |
| This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either. |
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. | Existent |
16 | This user is 16 years old. |
| This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border. |
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This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. |
Geography
SD | This user lives in or hails from San Diego. |
Time
| This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
| This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. |
Conclusion
| This user needs just one more userbox on their page! |
END | This user has no more userboxes. |
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